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Conservatives Rejoice! Ann Coulter's Soul Died for Your Sins



Ann 3:16 - For Ann so loved the conservative cause, she gave her misbegotten soul, so that whosoever believes shall never feel guilty about uttering eternally damnable inanities.

Ann Coulter, who compares herself to Jesus Christ in that her divisiveness mirrors his divisiveness, believes God is using Donald Trump to save the the civilized world from destruction.
“We are talking about the future of not only of America but of the last genuinely Christian country on earth and thus the world,” she said. “If we lose America, it is lights out for the entire world for a thousand years.”
Ah yes, the return of the thousand year Reich.
“Unless Donald Trump is elected, we’re never going to have another Republican president,” Coulter added, warning that having another Democrat in the White House would mean that “it’s over” and “the country is finished” because there will be a “Supreme Court of nine Ruth Bader Ginsburgs.” 
Not sure if the problem is with Ginsburg being a liberal or a non-Christian - both? You bet!

The Gospel according to St. Ann:
  •  Jesus' essential message: "People are sinful and need to be redeemed, and this is your lucky day, because I'm here to redeem you even though you don't deserve it, and I have to get the crap kicked out of me to do it." 
  • The liberal version: "... something along the lines of 'be nice to people,'" which she claims to be no more than an "incidental tenet of Christianity". 
  • "Being a Christian means that I am called upon to do battle against lies, injustice, cruelty, hypocrisy—you know, all the virtues in the church of liberalism". 
On a more personal note, Coulter warns that a Trump loss will probably mean the end of her days as a political pundit. What a tragic loss that would be, huh? We wouldn't be able to hear her say things like a President Trump should "deport (Sen. Marco) Rubio" along with the National Council of La Raza, America's largest Latino advocacy organization.

...eternally damnable inanities.

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